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Macabre/The Green Chair (7-inch Vinyl Single)
Whispering wax weirdness captured live on 1950's recording equipment!
Read a review! Only three doll hairs plus postage directly from me.

Magic Casket (CD)
A roots-rock-opera about ghosts and liquor. The Slow Poisoner narrates this compelling tale told in ten tunes, and it comes illustrated with felt art!
You can get this from CD Baby or iTunes or directly from me.

Black Velvet Paintings (Original Art)
The Slow Poisoner paints sad clowns, angry gorillas, pooping devils and zombified Elvises, along with other subjects, in the timeless medium of black velvet painting.
Examples and ordering information can be found at my Ogner Stump comics and art website.

Hypno-Hog's Moonshine Monster Jamboree (Book)
Hicks, Hogs, Horror! When Herconium Siliam Slogg woke up in his outhouse, it was just another day on the farm, but then skull-headed frogs fell from the sky, and things started getting a mite strange in the backwoods of Slogg's Holler. Soon the townsfolk are sproutin' extra heads and taking a bite out of their neighbors.... And a two thousand pound hog has opened its third eye, hypnotizing the minds of the Honorable Mayor Phigg and mysterious man of the cloth Reverend Horel Burnbroom, not to mention aspiring country-western singer Churlotta Lovelorn. These three yokels and their monsterized cannibalistic kin will soon be drawn into a web of weirdness that can only result in the end of humanity and a down-home good time!
For adults only (it has naughty bits).
120 page trade paperback with racy illustrations.
Available from Amazon.

The Slow Poisoner Genuine Enervating Elixir Miracle Tonic (Patent Medicine)
This novel home remedy has proven effective in the treatment of Consumption, Womens' Troubles, Gout, Neuralgia, Wandering Limbs, Stoutness, Onanism, Disinterested Bladder, Elephantiasis, Cholera, Barnacles and Boils, The Fits, Excessive Abscesses, Necrosis, Lavender Fever and General Wasting.
Available at select Slow Poisoner live performances.

Ogner Stump's One Thousand Sorrows (Comic)
All the maladies of the modern world, as seen through the eyes of everyman Ogner Stump and his blue, globular companion Slub Glub. A comic strip of a thousand episodes, unfolding in hallucinogenic color.
Laugh, cry and be confused at my Ogner Stump comics and art website.

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	Macabre/The Green Chair (7-inch Vinyl Single) Whispering wax weirdness captured live on 1950's recording equipment! Read a review! Only three doll hairs plus postage directly from me.
	Magic Casket (CD) A roots-rock-opera about ghosts and liquor. The Slow Poisoner narrates this compelling tale told in ten tunes, and it comes illustrated with felt art! You can get this from CD Baby or iTunes or directly from me.
	Black Velvet Paintings (Original Art) The Slow Poisoner paints sad clowns, angry gorillas, pooping devils and zombified Elvises, along with other subjects, in the timeless medium of black velvet painting. Examples and ordering information can be found at my Ogner Stump comics and art website.
	Hypno-Hog's Moonshine Monster Jamboree (Book) Hicks, Hogs, Horror! When Herconium Siliam Slogg woke up in his outhouse, it was just another day on the farm, but then skull-headed frogs fell from the sky, and things started getting a mite strange in the backwoods of Slogg's Holler. Soon the townsfolk are sproutin' extra heads and taking a bite out of their neighbors.... And a two thousand pound hog has opened its third eye, hypnotizing the minds of the Honorable Mayor Phigg and mysterious man of the cloth Reverend Horel Burnbroom, not to mention aspiring country-western singer Churlotta Lovelorn. These three yokels and their monsterized cannibalistic kin will soon be drawn into a web of weirdness that can only result in the end of humanity and a down-home good time! For adults only (it has naughty bits). 120 page trade paperback with racy illustrations. Available from Amazon.
	The Slow Poisoner Genuine Enervating Elixir Miracle Tonic (Patent Medicine) This novel home remedy has proven effective in the treatment of Consumption, Womens' Troubles, Gout, Neuralgia, Wandering Limbs, Stoutness, Onanism, Disinterested Bladder, Elephantiasis, Cholera, Barnacles and Boils, The Fits, Excessive Abscesses, Necrosis, Lavender Fever and General Wasting. Available at select Slow Poisoner live performances.
	Ogner Stump's One Thousand Sorrows (Comic) All the maladies of the modern world, as seen through the eyes of everyman Ogner Stump and his blue, globular companion Slub Glub. A comic strip of a thousand episodes, unfolding in hallucinogenic color. Laugh, cry and be confused at my Ogner Stump comics and art website.